December 2011
2 posts
It's Okay, Robot: Ground Control →
thebeachatredpoint:
I used to watch each dandelion in the traffic island flower and go to seed, waiting to send the seeds sailing with a hard breath, or reduce them to flashes of yellow with a lighter. They say there’s a David Bowie inside each of us, just waiting to burst out, but how will I know? Even the swarms of…
November 2011
2 posts
“As long as you hate, there will be people to hate.”
– George Harrison (via sirmitchell)
September 2011
1 post
Lawl-I just like this progression:
despawndense:
misanthropic-byproduct:
Working in the Physical Sciences is a heavy reality check. For instance, realizing that a real Jurassic Park won’t happen in my lifetime.
how
fucking
dare
you
say
that.
August 2011
13 posts
misanthropic-byproduct:
I had a dream last night that I was swimming in the ocean and encountered this strange, erotic jellyfish with boobs.
I don’t think I’ve ever had a more clear message from god about a tattoo idea in my entire life.
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
– Jim Carrey
“Be obscure clearly.”
– EB White
“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A...”
– Lana Turner
“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top...”
– Jerry Seinfeld
“A word to the wise ain’t necessary - it’s the stupid ones that need...”
– Bill Cosby
“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I...”
– Claude Pepper
“A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.”
– Erma Bombeck
“Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.”
– EB White
“Common sense is not so common.”
– Voltaire
“An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.”
– Albert Camus
misanthropic-byproduct:
Cell phones are the new boom boxes of the streets. As if douchebags in baggy pants needed to be even MORE annoying than they already are.
July 2011
2 posts
misanthropic-byproduct:
The law clearly states that all breads, cheese and meats are innocent until proven sandwich.
misanthropic-byproduct:
The big secret we must not let the terrorists know is that REAL weapons to use against us infidels are gluten, lactose and Ed Hardy wine.
June 2011
12 posts
misanthropic-byproduct:
I look so ragged I could have been kicked out of a Bukowski poem… now would be the perfect time for me to go to a toy store.
“I installed a skylight in my apartment… the people who live above me are...”
– Steven Wright
“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”
– Winston Churchill
“The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.”
– Flip Wilson
“The highest art is always the most religious, and the greatest artist is always...”
– Abraham Lincoln
“To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts...”
– Bertrand Russell
“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”
– Fran Lebowitz
“Life is pain and the enjoyment of love is an anesthetic.”
– Cesare Pavese
“Nature is indifferent to the survival of the human species, including Americans.”
– Adlai E. Stevenson
“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”
– Oscar Wilde
“A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.”
– Albert Einstein
May 2011
29 posts
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt...”
– Rodney Dangerfield
“Even Castles made of sand, fall into the sea, eventually.”
– Jimi Hendrix
“It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.”
– Henry David Thoreau
“There are never enough I Love You’s.”
– Lenny Bruce
“Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.”
– Samuel Butler
Assisted Living
thebeachatredpoint:
I can’t remember why Robert drew a dick he had seen that resembled a Christmas tree, though I clearly remember the ornaments he drew on it. “Identity” is memories, a growing collection of Christmas tree dick ornament memories without reason, which make something as reasonable as a “home” seem like a completely inappropriate container for old people.
“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.”
– Luis Bunuel
“Nature is not human hearted.”
– Lao Tzu
“Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.”
– Frank Zappa
misanthropic-byproduct:
If I ask you for a book recommendation and you reply: “Anything by Edgar Allen Poe” I get to punch you in the face for Literature.
“Love planted a rose, and the world turned sweet.”
– Katharine Lee Bates
“The only journey is the one within.”
– Ranier Maria Rilke
