December 9, 2011
It's Okay, Robot: Ground Control

thebeachatredpoint:

I used to watch each dandelion in the traffic island flower and go to seed, waiting to send the seeds sailing with a hard breath, or reduce them to flashes of yellow with a lighter. They say there’s a David Bowie inside each of us, just waiting to burst out, but how will I know? Even the swarms of…

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December 8, 2011
sirmitchell: Produced actual laughter. 

sirmitchell:

Produced actual laughter. 

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November 21, 2011

sirmitchell:

Ok seriously, what the fucking hell. Watch the first 30 or so seconds and tell me you are ok with this.

From UC Davis earlier today. 

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November 10, 2011
“ As long as you hate, there will be people to hate.
George Harrison (via sirmitchell) •
September 26, 2011

Lawl-I just like this progression:

despawndense:

misanthropic-byproduct:

Working in the Physical Sciences is a heavy reality check. For instance, realizing that a real Jurassic Park won’t happen in my lifetime.

how

fucking

dare

you

say

that.

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August 29, 2011
solsetur: Peter Adams

solsetur:

Peter Adams

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misanthropic-byproduct:

I had a dream last night that I was swimming in the ocean and encountered this strange, erotic jellyfish with boobs.

I don’t think I’ve ever had a more clear message from god about a tattoo idea in my entire life.

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August 27, 2011
“ Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey •
August 26, 2011
“ Be obscure clearly.
EB White •
August 25, 2011
“ A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner •